2012.

Another case of peoples stupidity has been seen on the internet today. I don't know if they are really stupid, or just made a stupid mistake. But either way this is it:

Sorry.

Sorry but i am too drunk to post witty/funny blogs.

What's the emo surfers favourite surfing move?
HANG ten :D

Want to see a miracle?

Be the miracle.

Genius.

So i was chillin' at Penrith Station this morning waiting for my bus to work to arrive and i overheard a conversation between two women. One was in her 50's and of Herro descent, the other was a mid to late 20 year old Australian.

The Australian was talking about how disabled people are really smart. That the smartest people in our country are actually disabled. She continued on to state some more facts, one of them being:

"No disabled children have an IQ under 89%."

The IQ is a based on points, not percentage.

Why would you believe anything she has to say when she makes mistakes like that? It's really annoying seeing people claiming to be really knowledgeable, but make stupid mistakes.

I also love seeing/hearing contradictions.
Here's one from today:

Cornea.

There are sayings like, "blinded by love" and "love drunk." I can understand them to some extent. Seriously though, i don't that love/beer goggles could be this powerful:

McMoshalds.

If there is cheese on a cheeseburger, there should be ham on a hamburger.

Lies.

I've been to a few garage sales in my time, but never once seen a garage for sale.

Change.

So much has changed in the last year, the year since i finished school. I talk to maybe 3 people i went to school with, but i've met so many new people it's insane.

I'm more of a kid now than before i was legally an adult.

Void.

Crazy how in a few minutes everything can come crashing down.
I have never been so fucking scared in my life.

Booze.

I need to get drunk more. Even if i am the only drunk person. I miss it.